5 Bars From ‘Thank Me Later’ You Can Send Your Ex While Drunk, Ranked
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5 Bars From ‘Thank Me Later’ You Can Send Your Ex While Drunk, Ranked

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5. “You could’ve been the one but it wasn’t that serious/There was smoke in the air before, that was me clearing it…” (“Fireworks” featuring Alicia Keys)

You care. You really do. But post-relationship success has given you a new perspective: It was never Love & Basketball level. You know that now, so send her this petty bar.

4. “I avoided the coke game and went with Sprite instead/Uh-huh, that’s word to the millions that they puttin’ in…” (“The Resistance”)

This one is for the d-boys with sensitive hearts that made it out the trap. She thought you’d be selling nickel bags into your forties with no 401(k) — but your day-trading side hustle worked out magnificently. (Make sure to capitalize that “millions”!)

3. “How about you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed/Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow…” (“Show Me a Good Time”)

If you’re gonna fire this off, make sure your ex is on the fence about her current guy — and that you’ve got Marcus Graham-level charisma. Otherwise, you’re gonna come off like Jerome from Martin.

2. “Better late than never but never late is better/They tell me time is money, well let’s spend it together…” (“Shut it Down” featuring The-Dream)

Only if you want to move her from ex to next.

1. “And all the girls that played me/Eat your muthafuckin’ heart out…” (“Unforgettable” featuring Young Jeezy)

After that fifth shot of Clase Azul, firing this one off is gonna seem like a great idea. Only the rest of the night can determine whether it is.

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