6 Colleges That Are Better Than the Electoral College, Ranked

6. ‘College Hill’

Sure, the electoral college takes a stiletto and cracks our voting rights over the head every four years, but this now-defunct BET show gave us an actual pointy-heel bloodbath unlike any we’ve seen on reality TV since. So what is the real benefit to society, you ask? Exactly.

5. Western University

In Blue Chips, the Western University Dolphins are coached by Nick Nolte, with Shaq and Penny Hardaway as the team’s stars. There was some point shaving and rule-breaking scandals — which makes this fictional school more like the electoral college than anything else on this list — but at least they threw up alley-oops, too!

4. College Park, GA

College Park gave us Ludacris, Yung Joc, and 2 Chainz. The electoral college gave us Donald Trump and George W. Bush. Case closed.

3. Greendale Community College

Some of Donald Glover’s best early work was on full display at Greendale. The electoral college is like if Community were just a bunch of Chevy Chases.

2. Harrison University

We’re not sure what kind of education you’re going to get from the college from Old School, but at the very least you’ll get streaking and a Snoop Dogg concert. Then again, the electoral college does sometimes feel like tying a brick to our scrote and then tossing it off a ledge, so there’s that.

1. University of Los Angeles

The college from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air had everything: Tyra Banks, Greek life, concerts for Ashley Banks’ music career, Nia Long, and a cafe where Will got to see his dad for the first time since he was a kid. What more could you want?