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Yes, that was fun—but now you’re on deadline
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All 15 Drake Album and Mixtape Covers, Ranked
Which artwork is the best he ever had?
14 Samuel L. Jackson Characters Least Suitable for ‘Sesame Street,’ Ranked
The legendary actor recently pulled up on Big Bird’s block, which got us to thinking about which of his roles would be most inappropriate for the children’s TV show
7 Racial Draft Trades to Get Rid of Kanye West, Ranked
After last week's shenanigans, the Black Delegation is aggressively fielding offers
BREAKING: Sources Say Almond Milk Is Not Squeezed Out of the Peanut
Rick Ross has nothing to fear
11 Other Unreal and Absurd Messages (Probably) Sent By Adam Levine
The Maroon 5 singer's cheating scandal and alleged leaked DMs have gone viral. Can you imagine what other foolery is on his phone?
The 8 'Abbott Elementary' Characters Most Likely to Moonlight As a Rapper, Ranked
Who prayed for times like this to rhyme like this?
7 Signs 'The Little Mermaid' Has Always Been a Black Character
Halle Bailey is merely carrying on tradition. Stay woke!
Here's Every Gloriously Ridiculous DJ Khaled Album Cover, Ranked
Don't ever play yourself!
5 Best Cold Summer Desserts, Ranked
Beat the heat with sweet street treats—now ranked for your convenience
Here’s Everything the FBI Found When They Raided Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Estate (We Assume)
The Feds came after the former prez—and we've got some guesses about what they uncovered at his residence
The 7 Wildest Things Publicly Said By Kevin Gates, Ranked
The Baton Rouge rapper has some, uh, interesting ideas about incest, Beyoncé, and beastiality
I Had My First Colonoscopy and Lived to Joke About It
Wondering what to expect? Here's a cheeky first-hand account for the camera shy.
The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun Is a Good Guy With a Gun Standing Nearby Doing Nothing
Leaked surveillance video of Uvalde cops idling during a horrific school shooting has proved this much
6 Reasons Kittens Suck, Ranked
The cuteness is how they get ya!
15 Questions We Have About Jerone Davison's Bizarre "Democrats in Hoods" Political Ad
The viral clip depicts Arizona's congressional GOP hopeful standing his ground against Democrats dressed as klansmen. WTF?
7 Build-A-Bears That Shouldn't Exist, Ranked
Nothing cute about these plush monstrosities
9 'Toy Story' Characters Most Likely to Get a Spinoff Film, Ranked
'Lightyear' failed to go to infinity and beyond at the box office. How would these other Pixar creations fare?
7 Reasons Employers Can’t Find Workers to Hire, Ranked
Death to soul-sucking jobs with terrible perks!
6 Red Flag Phrases in Mexican Restaurant Yelp Reviews, Ranked
Were they written by White people? Probably!
A White People's Guide to Not Making an Ass of Yourself This Juneteenth
Forward this to the festive, well-meaning Caucasian in your crew
6 Most Embarrassing Celebrity Boxing Matches, Ranked
Blac Chyna vs. Alysia Magen got nothing on these famous-folk fights
Instead of the Economic Justice You Asked For, Here's One Paid Vacation Day
Happy Juneteenth, from your company's CEO ✊🏻
The 55 Biggest, Blackest Dad Jokes You've Never Heard
Cue the laugh track!
7 Most Tell-Tale Signs That You Are a ‘Geriatric Millennial,’ Ranked
This you?
5 Songs You Definitely Shouldn’t Add to Your Mother’s Day Playlist, Ranked
Don’t make things awkward, son
The 7 Best Original ‘Mortal Kombat’ Fatalities, Ranked
GET OVER HERE!
Rock, Paper, and Scissors, Ranked
Get ready to throw hands!
The 6 Strangest Shows Greenlit by Quibi, Ranked
Rest in power, weird-ass kings and queens!
The 6 Most Useless Household Batteries You’re Currently Hoarding, Ranked
Charge it to the game!