The 6.2 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter While Running a Race, Ranked
Dealing with other people is a marathon unto itself
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The 7 Products Apple Should Have Rolled Out By Now, Ranked
Where is our flying Apple Car, already? Geez!
The 7 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter at the Supermarket, Ranked
We're having our groceries delivered from now on
The Hilarious, Disturbing Inner Monologue of a Former President Getting His Mugshot Taken
Thanks to technology you shouldn't worry too much about, we know exactly what Trump was thinking. Reader discretion advised.
Charlize Theron Has Created a Rally Cry for Old Heads
"B**ch, I'm aging!” deserves its own national anthem for those over 40 dealing with many, many indignities
The 9 Most Likely Names for Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's Second Child, Ranked
What's in a nepo baby name?
The 6 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter While Serving Jury Duty, Ranked
Your sense of civic duty shouldn't require you to interact with these buffoons
Here's the Correct Way to Make a G.O.A.T. List the Internet Will Love (Hate)
You, too, can go viral, if you just follow this formula!
The Five Stages of Grief While Watching Usher and Keke Palmer's "Boyfriend" Music Video
Aye, somebody go check on Darius
14 Questions We STILL Have About the Montgomery Riverboat Brawl
We have watched the footage over and over. And over. Still, we're seeking answers.
7 Reasons Avocados Suck, Ranked
Happy National Avocado Day, for those who partake!
The 7 Truly Scary Rooms You Won’t Find in 'Haunted Mansion', Ranked
Ghosts may scare kids, but adults are haunted by less spectral fears
7 ‘The Bear’ Characters Who Should Have Their Own Cooking Show, Ranked
We've seen Carm's nightmarish cooking-show dream; what would others look like?
Should You, a Grown Man, Go See 'Barbie'?
We busted out a gigantic cardboard box and created a flowchart for all of you potential Kens out there
The 7 Most Useless Amazon Prime Day Products You'll Buy and Never Use, Ranked
But it was such a good deal!
7 More Appetizing Names for Cell-Cultivated Chicken, Ranked
Would you eat "lab-grown chicken"?
5 Cage Match Opponents We Actually Want to See Elon Musk Fight, Ranked
No one really wants to watch this man square up with The Zuck. Allow us to play fight promoter...
6 People Who Should Succeed Pat Sajak on 'Wheel of Fortune,' Ranked
Yeah, I'd like to solve the puzzle
Your Musty Ass Needs to Retire Natural Deodorant During the Summer Months
They're failing you—and the rest of us—and actually aren't even more healthy
The 8 Worst Travelers You'll Encounter While Flying, Ranked
These people are a trip
4 HBO Max Rebrands That Would Actually Make Sense, Ranked
If you're gonna pivot, make it count!
8 Rappers Who Would've Flopped Even Harder in 'White Men Can't Jump,' Ranked
Jack Harlow did his very best. These guys would've been worse.
The 6 Most Inappropriate Wu-Tang Clan Names For Your Baby, Ranked
Rihanna and A$AP Rocky get a pass—you don't
6 Things We Regret Buying at Bed Bath & Beyond, Ranked
R.I.P. 20%-off coupon, you were a real one
People Are Using ChatGPT to Write Wedding Vows Because Love Is Just a Simulation Anyway
Artificial intelligence removes the need to express how you feel or think on your most-important day. Finally!
6 Crimes Trump Won't Be Indicted For (But Totally Should!), Ranked
Payoffs to pornstars is a good gotcha, but these ill deeds were worse
Cup Noodles Debuts Its Least Appetizing Flavor Yet
Breakfast has just gotten a whole lot cheaper—and soggier
Is It Just Me or Is My Neighbor's Dog Racist?
Yes, you read that correctly. Who's NOT a good boy?!
Please Respect My Personal, Totally Reasonable Decision to Not Observe Daylight Saving Time This Year
It's going to be tricky and cost me some friends, but it's better than giving up a precious hour of life
We Found Ice Cube's Gratitude Journal Entries From "It Was a Good Day"
The Cali legend's classic was released as a single 30 years ago