9. King Bach
https://twitter.com/KingBach/status/1268629932097155072
Look, we love cringey spoken word as much as the next person in 1996. And we love the commitment to rhyming “TikTok” and “kick rocks” on some “oops pow surprise!” shit. But having TAMAR RICE and BREOANNA TAYLOR written on your chest? Maybe you should’ve rhymed “well, heck” with “spell check.”
8. Virgil Abloh
We’re gonna keep it double-Virgil with you, man; there’s been very little about the past two weeks that’s been a good look for you.
7. Yvette Nicole Brown
https://twitter.com/YNB/status/1266919786010644480
Got any guesses as to who was right behind Virgil on the “property damage is just hurting yourselves, guys!” phone tree?
6. Lil Duval
https://twitter.com/lilduval/status/1268497925107331076
Last we checked, living your best life doesn’t mean talking sideways about the Asian community, and then letting your followers get more sideways. At least you don’t cheat, we guess.
5. Nancy Pelosi
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1270066072595714048
What kinda kente pandering-ass move is this?
4. Drew Brees
First came the statement that he’d never agree with anyone “disrespecting the flag” by kneeling during the national anthem. Then came, we can only assume, an intervention by his O-line. And then came the pièce de résistance: an apology post set to the tune of the Predator “we solved racism!” hand-clasp. Maybe it’s time for all Saints merch to replace “who dat?” with “this you?”
3. Gushers
https://twitter.com/gushers/status/1269110304086114304
What, y’all thought that just because we’d already talked about brands it was safe to issue a generic promise about “creating space to amplify that?” Not by a mile — er, foot!
2. Greg Glassman
https://twitter.com/CrossFitCEO/status/1269404726581288960
You always figured that whoever founded CrossFit was into pain — you just didn’t think they were into disregarding and compounding other people’s suffering. Stick to burpees, clown.
1. Trina
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1268170593012256768
After referring to protestors as “animals” who are “acting like they have escaped from a zoo,” Trina flipped her own script and apologized, claiming she’d been misunderstood. Uh-huh. Okay.
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