If the savior of the world and master of all elements couldn’t spit a mean word to a genocidal fire lord, there’s no way he’d survive a rap beef.
The prince of the Fire Nation has the prerequisite daddy issues and aggression (not to mention facial disfigurement) to be a truly great, toxic rapper. If only he didn’t get so flummoxed under pressure.
We don’t say this lightly: This chick is out of her mind. Like, actual psychosis. But when pushed, Zuko’s sister has barbs for days.
3. Uncle Iroh
Soft-spoken as he is, Iroh is already a talented multi-instrumentalist and vocal artist, with the redemption story and poetic gems on deck. Plus, with that tea game? He’d be a lock to open for Erykah Badu’s next tour.
A penchant for corny dad jokes and self-pity makes Sokka a prime candidate for hip-hop stardom. Plus, he’s enough of a hustler and planner to actually make that shit happen. Let’s build, fam.
Toph fits the SoundCloud mold perfectly. Not only is she witty and courageous, with killer self-confidence and a knack for a good flex, but she even proclaimed herself the world’s best bender. Bars!