7. Wonton soup
Only one item here shares its name with a classic Lil B song. (Thank you, Based God!)
6. Egg roll
The most Americanized dish on this list? Depends on who you ask. We’re going with the deep-fried hot pocket filled with cabbage and egg and some other delicious shit. Don’t forget the duck sauce.
5. Shrimp fried rice
So you mean to tell me that a shrimp fried this rice?
4. Sesame chicken
General Tso’s sweeter cousin, this irresistible plate is the only time ganja smokers prefer seeds included.
3. Beef and broccoli
Only one item here shares its name with a classic Timberland field boot.
2. Chicken wings (four) and French fries
Preferably doused in a mystery ketchup-and-hot-sauce mixture, squeezed from an unlabeled red bottle. Real ones know.
1. General Tso’s chicken
All respect to the general — just don’t let that silent “T” trip you up at the takeout counter.