5. You took a nap
Yes, at 3 p.m. on a Saturday. I mean, you got up at 11, what were you supposed to do?
4. Unavoidable scheduling conflict
“Ah, damn. I’ve got a Lego building challenge on Zoom at that same time, dawg! The Brick Boyz’ll never let me live it down if I miss another one.”
3. You’re working overtime
2. You need to help with your kid’s homework
Don’t have any of your own? Too bad. Fatherhood, while expensive, is a portal into a world of excuses. It evens out in the long run, we think.
1. You’re on digital detox
Self-care is simply unimpeachable. Sometimes you gotta keep your gadgets 6 feet away, too.