The insincere title is perfect for this truly unempathetic, dog-eat-dog race to the finish line. Better safe than Sorry!
A high-pressure game that involves stringent rules enforcement by a member of the opposing team — who we should point out is armed with an annoying-ass buzzer, just waiting for you to slip up. Meanwhile, you’re relying on your teammates to just use their damn words. Potential of public embarrassment: high. Potential of altercation: also high.
Oh, go to hell with your Draw Four, asshole.
Capitalism at its most ruthless (right down to the prison-industrial complex — stay woke). You’re gonna flip the fuck out when you land on someone’s four-house Marvin Gardens property for the fifth time, and probably flip over the entire board in poverty-stricken rage, sending fake money, dice, and game pieces everywhere. Hint: Do not play during a recession.
This is just an exploding pressure cooker of fuckery: A team-played game of pride, deceit, strategy, and shit-talking to the opps. Thing is, you’re even more likely to square up with your partner if he reneges, bids incorrectly, or OH FOR CHRISSAKES WATCH THE DAMN BOARD. Fun!
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