7 Terms For Weed That Prove You’re a Cop, Ranked
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7 Terms For Weed That Prove You’re a Cop, Ranked

The green stuff comes in many varieties — but calling it by any of these names is suspect

7. Skunk

Not even Pepé Le Pew would cosign this stinky slang.

6. Grass

Since the days of free love, hippies, and flower power, this term for marijuana has gone up in smoke. Not OK, boomer.

5. Little Green Friends

Unless you’re trying to convince a kid to eat veggies, this is certified narc talk.

4. Pot

Who are you, McGruff the Crime Dog?

3. Tea

Unless you played with Cab Calloway in the ’30s, save it for the Snapple Lady.

2. Aunt Mary

The only aunts we trust gift us socks and cheap cologne for the holidays.

1. Dope

If you’re not referring to the heavy stuff — or something of supreme coolness — you’re definitely police.

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