6. Wiz Khalifa
Wiz is one of the friendliest dudes in rap, no question. He also has his own cannabis strain, and is accustomed to a truly superhuman level of intake — so what might be a casual smoke break for him is a paralyzing day-ender for you. (See also: Snoop.)
5. Roger Stone
Sure, trees are the universal bridge builder, but if anyone’s gonna burn that bridge, it’s a longtime Trump crony with a back tattoo of Richard Nixon.
4. Martha Stewart
We get it, Martha. You bro’ed down with America’s High-Ass Uncle (again, see: Snoop), and couldn’t pimp that halo effect fast enough. You even started an edibles-for-dogs line, word to Permit Patty. But as it turns out, you’re not actually about that life. Go latch on to another source of relevance.
3. Matt Barnes
The now-retired NBA vet was one of the first active athletes to open up about medicating, and that’ll always count for something. But given the fact that homie once drove 95 miles to scrap with Derek Fisher on some meet-me-in-Temecula shit, feels like he’s a little high-strung for a vibe check.
2. Miley Cyrus
We’ll be blunt: Never. Never ever ever.
1. Bill Maher
Convinced of his own genius. Even more convinced that the world is full of snowflakes who just can’t handle the truth (or the N-bomb). Triply convinced that he’s God’s gift to Black women. In Kanye West, those traits somehow make sense. In a gnarled, abrasive White comic who hasn’t been funny in 20 years? Keep the puff, puff — we’re gonna pass.
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