6 Weirdest Non-Pandemic Ways to Die in 2020, Ranked
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6 Weirdest Non-Pandemic Ways to Die in 2020, Ranked

Cause of death: Not Covid-19 but something much stranger

Dyin’ for the ’Gram: always in style.

5. Murder hornets

These hornets aren’t your friends. It’s right there in the name — they don’t want your wallet or to set up shop under your roof’s eaves; they want to ice your ass.

4. Falling propane tank

Only Hank Hill wishes he could go out like this.

3. Bubonic plague

It’s back! Websites say not to worry, but did you not hear the words “bubonic” and “plague” in the same sentence?

2. Not-at-all-suspicious nitrous-oxide-filled balloons in a Russian apartment

Pray that the Russian Twitter bots don’t start sending balloons overseas.

1. Five tornadoes at the same time

One tornado is scary; five are just karmic retribution on a cosmic scale. What did you do, bruh?