Dyin’ for the ’Gram: always in style.
5. Murder hornets
These hornets aren’t your friends. It’s right there in the name — they don’t want your wallet or to set up shop under your roof’s eaves; they want to ice your ass.
4. Falling propane tank
3. Bubonic plague
2. Not-at-all-suspicious nitrous-oxide-filled balloons in a Russian apartment
Pray that the Russian Twitter bots don’t start sending balloons overseas.