5 Best Excuses for Not Being Able To Grow a Beard, Ranked
No, you’re self-conscious. You are.
Rank'd
You crank 'em, we rank 'em.
The 6 Sexiest Veggies to Grow During a Pandemic, Ranked
It’s phallic gourd season, y’all!
5 Things Black People Are Most Upset About Missing in Summer 2020, Ranked
Will we ever have fun again?
5 Excuses To Give For Your Kids’ Missing Remote-Learning Homework, Ranked
Virtual parent-teacher conferences are gonna be tense!
8 Superheroes Who Are Actually Enormous Douchebags, Ranked
If only their superpowers included being a halfway decent member of society
6 Dog Breeds White People Love More Than They Do Black People, Ranked
Everyone loves dogs — but some folks need to get their priorities straight
The 7 Best Pickup Lines to Use at the Republican National Convention, Ranked
Hooking up in the time of awkward green-screened GOP speeches
The 6 Most Annoying Comments Black Men Hear After a Haircut, Ranked
I got a new look and my White co-workers couldn’t contain themselves
The 4 Virgos That Black Folks Least Mess With, Ranked
Love to Michael Jackson and ’Yonce, but we don’t rock with these particular zodiac reps
8 Rap Group Reunions No One Is Asking For, Ranked
After Nas got The Firm back together, what other kinda-cool comebacks can we expect?
All 11 ‘Madea’ Movies, Ranked
Hallelujer!
5 White Politicians Who Black People Mess With More Than Bill Clinton, Ranked
Happy birthday, Slick Willie, but we’ve moved on
The 5 Most Ridiculous Rapper-Starring Video Games, Ranked
Better pick up them sticks!
The 5 Worst Kool-Aid Flavors, Ranked
Just add water… or maybe don’t
The 5 Least Subtle Dog-Whistles About Kamala Harris, Ranked
Y’all scared, huh? You should be.
7 Hip-Hop Fashion Brands That Make Us Most Nostalgic, Ranked
It’s a ’90s streetwear time capsule — back when sizing started at XXXL Tall
The 5 ‘Scary Movie’ Movies, Ranked
With the last of the franchise hitting Netflix, might as well prioritize your viewing
The 6 Dishes Most Likely to Convince People That Your Non-Cooking Ass Can Cook, Ranked
From sides to mains, we’ve got struggle chefs of all levels covered!
The 9 Best “F — — the Police” Songs, Ranked
No metaphors necessary when hip-hop’s favorite sentiment only needs three words
The 9 Best Jarritos Flavors, Ranked
Let the others have a Crush on their Tropical Fantasy — real ones know the best fruit sodas out there
The 6 Summertime Sleeping Positions for Couples That Might Not End in Divorce, Ranked
Lacking A/C and want your relationship to work? Stick to these.
The 5 Most Obnoxious Sign-Offs Used by Facebook Conspiracy Theorists, Ranked
You sheeple shouldn’t believe anything you read in this post!
The 6 Worst Arguments Against Wearing Masks, Ranked
The only drawback of masks is that they don’t muffle your dumb-ass justifications
5 Ways to Make the NBA Bubble Feel More Normal, Ranked
The season — such as it is — resumes today…
6 Superstitions That Latinx Folks Swear By, Ranked
Don’t leave home without a huevo
The 6 Best Hip-Hop Songs About Being Washed, Ranked
Theme music for the 30-and-up crowd
Jennifer Lopez’s 5 Most Head-Scratching Roles As a White Woman, Ranked
That’s Hollywood, baby!
8 Latinx Cultural Staples Ruined by White People, Ranked
¡Ay, caramba!
The 9 Best Voices in Rap, Ranked
Like the late great Guru once said: It’s mostly the voice that gets you up
The 5 Best Ways to Keep Your Kids Occupied This Summer, Ranked
We know you’re all out of ideas. We got you.