The 5 Worst Patois We Can’t Unhear, Ranked
Cease and seckle, people
Rank'd
You crank 'em, we rank 'em.
6 Holidays Black People Refuse to Celebrate, Ranked
Not even a day off work is worth commemorating these travesties
6 U.S. Presidents You Most Likely Didn’t Know Were Black, Ranked
We’ll take ‘Untold American History’ for $500, Alex
6 Other Things Justin Timberlake Should Apologize for, Ranked
We can forgive his awkward dancing, but J.T. should keep the remorse train rolling
The 5 Valentine’s Day Gifts Most Likely to Start a Fight, Ranked
Return to sender
The 4 Black History Month Projects We Most Dreaded as Kids, Ranked
Doing it for the culture (and the report card)
The 7 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Instagram, Ranked
No double taps for you!
The 5 X-Men Movies That Aged the Worst, Ranked
More like Xavier’s Franchise for Disappointing Films, amirite?
The 6 Best Waffle House Meals, Ranked
Wreak havoc on your arteries, 365 days a year
The 5 Best Store-Bought Frozen Pizzas, Ranked
Cowabunga, dude!
All 13 Girl Scout Cookies, Ranked
We all know the best one, but let’s do this anyway
The 5 Worst Basketball Movies, Ranked
If the Washington Generals were a film festival, it’d be this quintet of losers
The 5 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Twitter, Ranked
Consider this a subtweet
5 White Wrestlers That Black People Love, Ranked
Tap in for the tap out
5 Meme Stocks We’d Most Like to See, Ranked
This list does not constitute financial advice. Just wanted to make that clear.
7 People We’d Like to See as Peloton Instructors, Ranked
Biking with the stars!
The 8 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on LinkedIn, Ranked
It’s just like work, except the office is open 24/7
Dave Chappelle’s 5 Best Film Roles, Ranked
The comic’s big-screen turns that paved the way for ‘Chappelle’s Show’
The 7 Best Hip-Hop Biopics, Ranked
It’s a mooooooovie!
5 Unhealthy Foods That Are Marketed as Healthy, Ranked
Eat your heart out
The 7 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Facebook, Ranked
What hell on earth hath Zuckerberg wrought?
6 Jobs Trump Will Most Likely Have Next, Ranked
“Leader of the Proud Boys” is one hell of a resumé builder
The 5 Least Surprising Comments on Our Recent Political Coverage, Ranked
Hit dogs holler, that’s all we’re saying
The 5 Best Ways to Celebrate MLK Day, Ranked
All hail the King!
The Days of a Three-Day Weekend, Ranked
The world is yours!
U.S. Presidents and Their Impeachable Crimes, Ranked
‘Lying’ to ‘inciting insurrection against the U.S. government’ is a hell of a spread
5 Best Ways to Stay Sober During Dry January, Ranked
If you’ve made it this far, more power to ya!
5 Best Reasons to Join a Fraternity Graduate Chapter, Ranked
It’s never too late!
The 5 Meatless Burgers Least Likely to Offend Non-Vegetarians, Ranked
We’re not eating anything called Quorn, but we can make room on our plate for these
The 10 Best Fast Food Burgers, Ranked
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun…