The 5 Greatest Fried Foods, Ranked
Why can’t every day be a fry day?
Food
8 Fictional Chickens That Are Probably Delicious, Ranked
Today is National Poultry Day — you know the vibes!
The 6 Best Ways to Cook Eggs, Ranked
Yolk’s on you!
The 5 Greatest Nacho Toppings, Ranked
Some deep musings on a Mexican staple
Don’t Fear the Itis, Embrace It
Living life fully sometimes means living life so fully you fall asleep…
The 8 Best Flavors of Cheerios, Ranked
They’re not all cheery, yo
5 Secret Starbucks Items We Dare You to Order, Ranked
We did it. Joe!
Gentrification Is a Five-Course Meal — and the Indigestion is Horrible
Hope you’ve got an appetite…
The 6 Best Waffle House Meals, Ranked
Wreak havoc on your arteries, 365 days a year
The 5 Best Store-Bought Frozen Pizzas, Ranked
Cowabunga, dude!
All 13 Girl Scout Cookies, Ranked
We all know the best one, but let’s do this anyway
5 Meme Stocks We’d Most Like to See, Ranked
This list does not constitute financial advice. Just wanted to make that clear.
5 Unhealthy Foods That Are Marketed as Healthy, Ranked
Eat your heart out
The 5 Meatless Burgers Least Likely to Offend Non-Vegetarians, Ranked
We’re not eating anything called Quorn, but we can make room on our plate for these
The 10 Best Fast Food Burgers, Ranked
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun…
The Untimely Passing of the American Buffet
A lot of people hated them — but you can’t deny what they…
5 People Who Definitely Shouldn’t Get a Ben & Jerry’s Flavor, Ranked
Shout out to Kap, but not everyone needs an ice cream named after them!
The 9 Best La Croix Flavors, Ranked
Croix love, baby!
The 7 Least-Bad National Pizza Chain Restaurants, Ranked
As long as it doesn’t rhyme with ‘Sbarro,’ we’re good
5 Companies We’d Swear Are Black-Owned but Aren’t, Ranked
It’s hard to believe these brands are for us, but not by us
5 Best Mexican Chain Restaurants, Ranked
Not just On The Border, but everywhere you look
The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked
There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat
The Cultural Anxiety of Office Potlucks
For Black employees, breaking bread with White co-workers can play up some insecurities
The 7 Best Hot Sauces You Can Get Anywhere, Ranked
Crack the bottle and twist the cap!
The 5 Best Types of Tex-Mex Restaurants, Ranked
There are levels to this, holmes
The 7 Real Candy Corn Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Happy Hallo-WTF?
7 Best Readily Available Mexican Beers, Ranked
Life is way too short to be drinking Bud Light
9 Least-Disgusting Types of Milk, Ranked
If you’re gonna down a glass of phlegm, at least drink a decent one
Changing Those Racist Food Logos Wasn’t As Urgent As Reported
It’s an embarrassment of riches in our new weekly roundup of the world’s most preventable disease!
The 9 Real Oreo Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Come get your man Nabisco, he’s whylin’