The 5 Worst Black Friday Shoppers, Ranked
We're gonna stick to online shopping this year...
Rank'd
You crank 'em, we rank 'em.
The 6 Most Annoying People You'll Encounter on Thanksgiving, Ranked
We know they're your family, but they sho' do work your nerves!
The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked
There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat
5 Reasons Thanksgiving Is a Trash Holiday, Ranked
Gratitude is great. All this other stuff? Not so much
The 9 Earwormiest ‘Animaniacs’ Songs, Ranked
The recently rebooted cartoon classic had slaps!
5 Twitter Features We Actually Want, Ranked
Act like you know, Jack!
6 TV Reunions No One Is Asking For, Ranked
‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ homecoming is must-see TV, but don’t count on any of these happening
The 7 Best Hot Sauces You Can Get Anywhere, Ranked
Crack the bottle and twist the cap!
The 5 Most Triflin’-Ass Scammers, Ranked
Salute those for whom creepin’ on a come-up is a core competency!
The 7 Best Civil Wars, Ranked
If this country’s gonna fracture, let it happen like one of these glorious conflagrations
The 7 Best Fast Food Chicken Sandwiches, Ranked
Chain restaurants have never pandered so hard — or so deliciously
5 Reasons the Original PlayStation Is Better Than the PS5
No, YOU’RE salty and bitter that you…
The 5 Most Ridiculous Myths About HBCUs, Ranked
Class is in session
The 5 Best Types of Tex-Mex Restaurants, Ranked
There are levels to this, holmes
5 Things That Are Actually Fraud, Ranked
It ain’t these mail-in ballots, that’s for sure
6 Colleges That Are Better Than the Electoral College, Ranked
Honestly, you can throw University of Phoenix and that place from The Waterboy in here too
The 7 People Who Are Most Likely Counting Our Votes Right Now, Ranked
Is there some funny business going on?
5 Most Effective Ways to Avoid Election Day Angst, Ranked
We’re all gonna need a good distraction
4 People Trump Is Most Likely to Pardon, Ranked
His term may be coming to an end — don’t be surprised if he grants clemency to these high-profile figures before leaving office
The 7 Real Candy Corn Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Happy Hallo-WTF?
7 Halloween Costumes You Definitely Shouldn’t Be Wearing in 2020, Ranked
Stay classy, revelers
5 Halloween Costumes That Actually Scare Latinx People, Ranked
Wear these at the risk of a panicked beatdown
10 Things White People Love Posing as, Ranked
Who needs a Halloween costume when you’re constantly in character?
5 Best 2020-Friendly Ways to Celebrate Halloween With Your Kids, Ranked
You already survived lockdown with your young’uns — embrace the terror!
5 People in the Room Less Racist Than Donald Trump
Last night’s debate featured what was maybe the President’s biggest lie of the past four years
6 Zoom Activities Least Likely to Get You Fired, Ranked
You reading, Jeffrey Toobin?
5 Countries to Move to If Trump Wins Again, Ranked
The unthinkable already happened once, you think it can’t happen again?
7 Best Readily Available Mexican Beers, Ranked
Life is way too short to be drinking Bud Light
5 Most Convincing Reasons an Old-School Flip Phone Is Better Than an iPhone 12, Ranked
Skip the preorder this year, and respect the burner
9 Least-Disgusting Types of Milk, Ranked
If you’re gonna down a glass of phlegm, at least drink a decent one